i-roll-a-seduction-check:

husband:

This is the single best video I’ve ever seen in my life

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

princesstigerbelle:

catasters:

STOP! THIEF!

(Source: reddit.com, via waterjugs)

clownsuggest:

kids r just tiny ok. theyre just little people . if u say kids r demons or that they make u want 2 hurt them then u r weird and fucked up. be nice 2 kids

(via stormsslut-deactivated20200523)